Five Tips For Better Horny DMs

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Five Tips For Better Horny DMs

Admit it: you’re sending horny DMs to e-girls.

Admit it: you’re not getting any responses.

The problem can’t be you, right?

Let’s take a look at five proven best practices for sending horny DMs guaranteed to result in true love, or at least a titty pic.

The Opener

“Hey”

Classic. Polite. Succinct. Send her a short greeting and nothing else; the mystery behind your words will pique her interest. You’ve opened the door and provided the intriguing opportunity she’s been waiting for.

Another option: “Hello dear”

State Your Intentions

Be direct and let her know you’re interested in pursuing a sexual relationship. Most men send DMs to e-girls looking for friendship, and you don’t want her to mistake what you’re looking for. Women appreciate a man who is up front and direct.

Provide a Visual

Send a dick pic in the first few messages.

Wouldn’t you love getting tits in your DMs?

Now put yourself in her shoes- this is called empathy.

A woman’s biggest sexual organ is her brain- give her a stimulating picture of yourself right off the bat, and you’re scientifically more likely to get her attention.

The Follow Up

Women are all about the chase, and anybody who tells you not to double, triple, or quadruple text is a quitter. If she’s not responding, it’s because you haven’t said the right thing- yet. Rewrite, rephrase, reimagine. 

Be Persistent

She blocked you on Twitter? Find her Instagram, Snapchat, or Facebook.

Worst case scenario, find her Venmo and send her $0.01 at a time with your messages in the comments.

Have any other tips for better DMs? Write us a comment below.

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