Tik Tok Thots: Thot Topic
Tik Tok Thots: Thot Topic
From whence the thots came
What The Fuck, Chet?
Twitter user @nocapcapital, aka “Chet” tweeted a picture of his “date”, a cute blonde with her face covered to protect her honor.
The picture turned out to be taken from Instagram model Janae Roberts’ page from a post in January that received over 17,000 likes.
Not a good look, bro.
Shout out to detective Mark Moran for the initial whistleblowing.
Further investigation by Mrs. Papaw reveals another questionable post from Chet, revealing a pattern of falsified “dates”.
Chet responded to the allegations by deleting his entire account.
He returned the next day with this self-deprecating meme, claiming that all the pictures of his dates were real except for the ones that weren’t.
How could this have been avoided?
Go on actual dates with actual women and post their actual pictures
Better yet, go on actual dates with actual women and don’t post any pictures
If you can’t date actual women, don’t steal photos from well known influencers
The lesson here: people will forgive you for horrendous takes and awful content, but don’t be phony.
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GOAT Side Chick
Camilla Parker Bowles’ ascent from Prince Charles’ mistress to Queen of England is remarkable.
Some thirty years after Diana’s passing, with Charles and Camilla still together and Queen Elizabeth recently deceased, Mrs. Bowles has become the envy of mistresses everywhere by ascending to the throne as Queen of England. Way to play the long con.
Just so we’re clear, Prince Charles now (King Charles) cheated on Princess Diana, on the left, with Camilla, on the right. You read that correctly.
Queen Elizabeth hated Camilla so much she wanted her title to be “Queen Consort”, an embarrassing moniker that basically means “woman who fucks the King”.
True story: In 1989, Prince Charles told Camilla he wanted to be her tampon so he could live inside her vagina, and a recording was leaked to the media.
The lesson for all the side chicks here: keep banging married guys, because you could become royalty.
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