Welcome to Tik Tok Thots, a lifestyle newsletter for degenerates.
In this issue:
-An interview with an actual woman
-Nice watches and other cool shit to buy
-And of course, the entrepreneurial young women of Tik Tok
It’s not fucking rocket science.
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The Aforementioned Thots
Stay focused with kaitlynkrems
I love my boobs with cas.summerr
Bills on bills with sofia.bevarly
Interview With An Actual Woman
We initiated a conversation with a woman, something you’re too scared to do.
Let’s hear from @bre5anna, “#1 Twilight Fan” and “Your fav water sign”.
What can an ugly guy do to get your attention?
Ugly men have to be tall, nice, and funny and I drop to my knees.
What’s the best DM opener you’ve ever received?
This guy sent the whole script of Twilight word for word.
It’s often said that men are trash. What percentage?
B: 79.8%.
How can a guy make sure his dick pic will be well received?
Consent to send a dick pic is always a must. It can’t just be random like “Hey, how’s your day? Can I send you my dick?” Like, no thank you.
What can a dude buy you for less than $50 that you’ll appreciate?
I love being gifted books or socks, I collect them both.
What’s the most down bad thing thing you’ve done?
I pretended to like golf to get some dick, I even took golf lessons.
Dude, I Want That
The Lego Jazz Club is the newest addition to their modular buildings collection. With close to 3,000 pieces, you’ll spend a few hours building this bad boy and have something nice to display in your $4,500/month studio apartment in Brooklyn. Available here for $230.
Nice Watch, Bro
The About Vintage 1844 Chronograph is a beautiful piece to show off at the office, the bar, or at your weekly Dungeons and Dragons meetup. Available here for $349.
I Can Quit Anytime I Want
Glenfiddich 21 Year Old Reserva Rum Cask finish is a unique Speyside scotch out of Dufftown, Scotland.
Notes of sweet cream, hone, and dried fruits give this a unique taste. Great for funneling before your fraternity semi-formal. Available here for $220.
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