Tik Tok Thots #3
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The Aforementioned Thots
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Your tits are huge but you're like, super smart with Colleen.333
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Date Ideas For Cheap Fucks
Laying out $200+ for the prospect of some pussy isn’t a sustainable model. Some ideas for keeping it low-cost:
Thai Food
Cost: $50 (two entrees + two drinks + tax and 0% tip)
Pro: If she insists on eating actual food for a date (🚩🚩🚩🚩), Thai food is classier than Chinese food, not as heavy as Indian food, and cheaper than sushi.
Con: Being forced to spend 20 minutes taking photos in front of the Buddha statue for Instagram. No additional cost, but fucking annoying.
Board Game Cafe
Cost: $30 (two coffees + two appetziers + tax and 0% tip)
Pro: Play interesting games for as long as you can maintain conversation.
Con: Your date is likely more intelligent than you and will repeatedly beat you at Settlers of Catan. Flip the table to show her your passion and strength.
Walk In The Park
Cost: $0 (+ tax and 0% tip)
Pro: Incredible price/points scored ratio.
Con: WARNING: This is an obvious date move for cheap fucks. This may raise red flags (more so than your Pokemon card collection). Ensure you have a secondary move.
Pussy From A Girl
Could you even imagine?
Nice Watch, Bro
The Nixon Porter Leather is a simple yet classy watch that stands out. Japanese quartz movement ensures you’ll be on time to meet with your probation officer. Get it here for $125.
What You Should Be Listening To
Tyler, the Creator's “Dogtooth” is the newest single off of “Call Me If You Get Lost”. The lyric “Her body count and who she fuck ain’t never my concern” is the positivity we need to DM the girl who ran through our entire friend group except us.
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