Tik Tok Thots #5: Return of the Thots
Women paying for dinner and creampies
Welcome to Tik Tok Thots, a lifestyle newsletter for degenerates.
It’s not fucking rocket science.
Don’t forget to subscribe and move Tik Tok Thots to your primary inbox.
Your fucking email bro. Type it.
Type your email here, you fucking degenerate.
An Interview With An Actual Woman
We initiated a conversation with a woman, something you’re too scared to do.
Let’s hear from Sierra, also known as Discount Selena Gomez.
What advice do you have for men about to send a risky DM?
Be funny. That's the only way. And no, it's not funny to be self deprecating. Why would you come into my DMs complaining about your day and calling yourself broke and think things are going to end well for you? If you can't be funny and you aren't hot, don't take the risk.
What are some of the worst DMs you’ve received?
Pretty self explanatory as one of the dumbest DMs I’ve ever received.
Probably an all time DM. Just so nice and sweet. Straight to the point.
Don’t send the risky text if you want to be exposed. I am not above reaching out to your wife or girlfriend.
What can an ugly king do to get your attention?
When I give an ugly guy a chance, it's because he makes me laugh and is confident. People don't put enough emphasis on how much this can accomplish. I will never ever reply to a DM that starts with "I'm sure you hear this all of the time, but..." or "I doubt you'll see/respond to this, but...". Small Dick Energy. Don't be that guy.
When is the right time to DM a dick pic?
The only time to ever DM a dick pic is when someone tells you they want to see your dick. I'm so glad we cleared that up!
Yeeeeaaah… uh… totally knew that. Talk to us about Creampies.
I had a tweet go viral when Roe v. Wade was overturned saying it was a bad day to love creampies. Creampie or die.
Do you also love creampies? Check out Sierra’s Creampie merchandise store here.
What’s The Most Down Bad Thing You’ve Ever Done?
“Seeing a guy who made a lot less money than me even though I didn’t care that he did. So I would give him my card to use for drinks or dinner so I wouldn’t emasculate him. Want to kill myself typing that.” -@lilydsmith