Tik Tok Thots: Food For Thot
Welcome to the latest issue of Tough Scene, a lifestyle newsletter for denegerates.
In this issue, we’ve got:
-Girls simulating blowjobs on Tik Tok
-Women arrested for fucking dogs
-The aforementioned Reddit Tik Tok Thots
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Reddit Tik Tok Thots: @jackie_852
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Women Fucking Dogs: What The Fuck?
In April, 19 year old Mississippi resident Denise Frazier was arrested for after posting a video on Snapchat of herself having sex with a male dog. A concerned citizen saw the post and tipped off the local police.
According to Jones County Sheriff’s Department Sergeant J.D. Carter "In my 17 years in law enforcement, this is one of the most disturbing cases I’ve ever investigated" before forbidding his officers from discussing the case.
Surely this horrendous incident is a one-off, right?
Here we have a well known female podcaster describing her one and only sexual partner in the last year. Spoiler: woof woof.
Whether this is evidence of a trend or just series of fucked up women, we have several questions.
Logistically, how does this work? You lay down and the dog- you know what, nevermind.
Does breed make a difference? Are you more attracted to golden retreivers than huskies, for example?
Do the dogs resemble the human men you date in real life? For example, if you’re attracted to thicker guys, do you look for bulldogs?
Knowing it will completely destroy your professional social prospects, why are you admitting this? Why the fuck are you filming it?
How do men feel about women fucking dogs?
All we know for certain: some people got that dog in them and some don’t.
Current Horrendous Tik Tok Trend: Simulated Blowjobs
In the cinematic masterpiece below, we see Tik Tok user @marysupermarket supposedly giving an off screen man aggressive fellatio. Close viewing reveals that the hand pushing her head down is, in fact, her own.
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Ten minutes of research reveals that many women are simulating blowjobs while holding their own hair in a variety of situations, from blowing her professor to fellating one of their student’s dads.
Why they can’t male friend willing to film this with them is a question between them and the algorithm.
Never change, women of Tik Tok.
Reddit Tik Tok Thots: thatemily82
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Reddit Tik Tok Thots: Colleen_333
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