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What You Should Be Watching
Succession returns this week on HBO for its 4th and final season. The show follows the lives of the Roy family, who control one of the world's largest media and entertainment conglomerates. The patriarch of the family, Logan Roy, is getting older and must decide who will take over the company when he retires or dies.
The show revolves around the power struggle among the family members as they try to gain control of the company. Logan's four children, Kendall, Shiv, Roman, and Connor, are all vying for the position of CEO, while their father decides who is most worthy.
Did You Know?
The diagonals of a rhombus are perpendicular.
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