Welcome back to Tough Scene, the lifestyle newsletter for degenerates.
In this issue, we’ve got:
-Eight ways to respond to a tragedy
-Real king shit
-The aforementioned Tik Tok Thots
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Eight Ways To React To A Tragedy
Whether it’s a school shooting, a Russian coup, or a train carrying chemicals exploding in small town Ohio, your reaction on the internet after a horrific event is extremely important.
This is your opportunity to show sympathy, educate others, and most importantly, make this about you.
What should you post? Let’s take a look at the options using the recent submarine deaths as an example.
1. Thoughts and Prayers
The standard virtue signal reaction to a horrific event. No tangible action, but we’ll think about you momentarily before we hit the bar.
2. The Backlash
How can I make this tragedy fit my political agenda? Here we have Columbia University professor adjunct lecturer Anthony Zenkus downplaying the deaths of those who died because they were wealthy. Take that, capitalism.
3. The Backlash To The Backlash
How can I make this tragedy fit my equal but opposite political agenda?
4. Investigative Journalism
Did you know that the son of one of the submarine passengers attended a Blink 182 concert while his dad slowly died? Did you know he made thirsty comments on an OnlyFans girls page?
Surely, this changes the degree of sympathy you are allowed to show.
5. Zero Sum Sympathy
U CANNOT BE UPSET ABOUT THIS THING UNLESS U WERE ALSO UPSET ABOUT THIS OTHER THING
6. Everything Is A Psyop
Horrific tragedies bring out all the galaxy brain takes.
7. How Can I Make This About Me?
8. Who fucking cares?
Fuck yeah, pussy.
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You Do You, King
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