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"Dump Truck Booty": How Is This A Thing?

Should a fat ass be called a dump truck?

Apr 14, 2023
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Welcome to Tik Tok Thots, a lifestyle newsletter for degenerates.

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In this issue, we settle an important debate:

Women calling their fat asses “dump trucks”- is this OK?

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Dump Truck Booty

A concerning trend has emerged among TikTokers.

A woman with a large ass is referred to as having a “dump truck” or a “dumpy”.

As you may know, “taking a dump” is slang for pooping. As you also may know, poop comes from your ass.

Ahh yes, nothing we want more when looking at a fat ass than to think about her taking a shit.

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Imagine if a big dick was referred to as a “Pisscannon”?

You can only imagine what having a big dick is like, but surely you’d get even less blowjobs than you already do.

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Where did this trend begin?

The year is 1999. 

Millions of GAP wearing, frosted-tipped teenagers across the country paused their 5-CD changers after hearing Sisqo sing the bridge to his #1 hit “Thong Song”:

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck/Thighs like what, what, what

Baby, move your butt, butt, butt/Uh, I think I'll sing it again (c'mon)

They scratched their goatees and adjusted their bucket hats. What did this silver haired crooner mean by this?

Was he referring to her taking a giant shit? Did he find this attractive?

Will he sing it again? Indeed, he did.

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck/thighs like what, what, what

All night long/Let me see that thong (c'mon)

Nearly 25 years later, this confusing scatological reference has become the primary way to refer to a woman’s ass.

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How do we resolve this?

The case of Dump Truck Booty vs. Taking A Dump will now be resolved.

Our verdict: Dump truck booty wins out. We haven’t had a good new word for ass in a long time- “Fatty” is too generic, “Cake” never caught on, and people haven’t said “Badonkadonk” since Chapelle’s Show was on the air. “Dump Truck” is a welcome addition.

All hail the dump trucks.

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