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"Dump Truck Booty": How Is This A Thing?
Should a fat ass be called a dump truck?
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In this issue, we settle an important debate:
Women calling their fat asses “dump trucks”- is this OK?
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Dump Truck Booty
A concerning trend has emerged among TikTokers.
A woman with a large ass is referred to as having a “dump truck” or a “dumpy”.
As you may know, “taking a dump” is slang for pooping. As you also may know, poop comes from your ass.
Ahh yes, nothing we want more when looking at a fat ass than to think about her taking a shit.
Imagine if a big dick was referred to as a “Pisscannon”?
You can only imagine what having a big dick is like, but surely you’d get even less blowjobs than you already do.
Where did this trend begin?
The year is 1999.
Millions of GAP wearing, frosted-tipped teenagers across the country paused their 5-CD changers after hearing Sisqo sing the bridge to his #1 hit “Thong Song”:
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck/Thighs like what, what, what
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt/Uh, I think I'll sing it again (c'mon)
They scratched their goatees and adjusted their bucket hats. What did this silver haired crooner mean by this?
Was he referring to her taking a giant shit? Did he find this attractive?
Will he sing it again? Indeed, he did.
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck/thighs like what, what, what
All night long/Let me see that thong (c'mon)
Nearly 25 years later, this confusing scatological reference has become the primary way to refer to a woman’s ass.
How do we resolve this?
The case of Dump Truck Booty vs. Taking A Dump will now be resolved.
Our verdict: Dump truck booty wins out. We haven’t had a good new word for ass in a long time- “Fatty” is too generic, “Cake” never caught on, and people haven’t said “Badonkadonk” since Chapelle’s Show was on the air. “Dump Truck” is a welcome addition.
All hail the dump trucks.
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