The Four Types Of Female Sports Fans
The Four Types Of Female Sports Fans
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The Four Types Of Female Sports Fans
Women are just as knowledgeable and passionate about their team as you are. No longer can you lie to your girlfriend that you’ll be ready in two minutes because there’s two minutes left in the game- they know the deal.
Let’s analyze the diverse backgrounds of our beloved sports girls.
Horny Sports Girl
She’s a huge Travis Kelce fan. Very passionate and enthusiastic, in fact. Will send tweets like “Hi @macjones_10 🫦” with zero irony.
Pro: Will sit and pay attention through an entire Niners game, then fuck your brains out while thinking about Jimmy Garoppolo.
Con: Would cheat on you in 0.0247 seconds if Aaron Judge actually responded to her unhinged DMs.
Diehard Sports Girl
Did you know that if the Avalanche had attacked with a 2-1-2 forecheck instead of a neutral zone trap, Connor McDavid would have never had the space to take that filthy clapper from the blue line? Of course not, you fucking idiot. But she did.
Pro: Will watch a lot of sports with you and will be really into it.
Con: Likely knows much more than you and will expose you for the complete moron you are.
“Pick Me” Sports Girl
Pretends to know more about the game than she actually does. Has zero female friends. Would be better off admitting she’s a casual rather than acting like a huge fan. Can be spotted wearing a pink version of her team’s jersey.
Pro: Likely to be very attractive and down to watch/attend games.
Con: While overcompensating for lack of sports knowledge, will likely get annoyingly drunk and shout generic nonsense (Get him! Catch it!) loudly at the TV.
“Supportive Girlfriend” Sports Girl
Wants to have a good time, and a good old sportsball event is just the reason. Might be on her phone the whole time, but supports your fandom (for the most part).
Pro: Will make a tray of wings, mozzarella sticks, and jalapeno poppers for the game.
Con: “Are you sure you need to watch the playoff game? It’s our anniversary.”
Are there any female sports fans we left out? Let us know in the comments.
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